z message naughty holiday


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You're my favorite Boo-ty call! Happy Halloween

I want to be your Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas

A new 365 new days to do naughty things together! Happy New Year

I got you something for Christmas! (you're holding it)

Santa died laughing when you said you were good this year! Christmas is Cancelled!

Let's get full of Holiday Spirit (a.k.a. Vodka)! Merry Christmas

I've got the tricks if you've got the treats. Happy Halloween

What's sweeter? The candy or me? Happy Halloween

If you were a mummy, I'd unwrap you. Happy Halloween

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Happy Thanksgiving

Is that a Candy Cane in your pocket? Merry Christmas

If you're nice, I'll be naughty. Merry Christmas

See you on the naughty list. Merry Christmas

Where's my New Year's Kiss?

Don't leave me alone on New Year's, kiss me.